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About

As I began my journey into video creation, I quickly realized that as a woman with an internet presence, it was going to become a very regular occurance for people to DEMAND NSFW content from me. As a certified welder, I found it really annoying that people would repeatedly ask me to leave a lucrative and interesting job that I enjoy, purely because they wanted to see my... headlights. And honestly it began to make me uncomfortable.

So I hatched a plan to be able to respond to those people in a way that made me laugh, and was direct enough that these people would stop asking me for that kind of content. I MADE AN ONLYFANS ACCOUT FOR MY HEARSE! Just the hearse! With funny little dirty hearse jokes and puns as captions! 

I expected the joke to be that the account existed, but quickly realized that my followers were eager to be in on the joke and see these hearse jokes, amd before I knew it, I had accidentally turned my hearse into a pornstar!